In case you didn't get the memo already, 'tis the season to be counting down to extinction... at least by the Mayan Calendar (or some version of the Mayan Calendar). Whoah! So yeah, it's either the end of days or, well, whatever the equivlent of an urban legend is on the internet caused by lazy Mayans who just didn't want to carve out any more stupid numbers into big heavy stones or something. Either way, you can party like you really should have during the last apocalpyse (Y2K, anyone?) with this fall's utterly world-destroying lineup of programming. Why, just check out the digital version of our Sept-Oct Alamo Guide on your computer, smartphone, or tablet... while you still can...BOOM!